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Yo double-parked jackass outside my building blasting hip-hop so loud it's making my second floor windows vibrate,

I've got expired eggs in the fridge, and I'm not afraid to throw them at you. And I've got fantaaaastic aim.

We clear?

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noise police

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I feel so... legal... saying this.

NYPD has a noise patrol phone number (which I have of course lost) - I had to call several times about my upstairs neighbors whose kids would play what I liked to call the "running screaming jumping" game.

First call to the noise patrol, the cops come over and warn the offenders. Second time is a ticket and fine. I wonder if it works for outdoor noises or just in apartments...