stupid HP cannon/fannon question

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I barely even remember who Kingsley Shacklebolt is in the books ( I suppose I could go look it up in the lexicon), but could someone, ANYONE, tell me why apparently all of fannon has decided he's the sexiest thing to ever walk to the earth? Does that come from anywhere or are people just bored again?

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I vaguely recall that he's described as "Handsome" or something bland like that. Considering most of 'em are a funny-looking lot, it's a start. Bald black man with an earring, younger or middle-aged. He's only vaguely mentioned in Book 5, aside from the conversation he and Arthur Weasley have at the Ministry before Harry's hearing. The one where they're saying "Gosh, No, I Don't Know Where Sirius Black Might Be" in loud voices, then inviting himto dinner at #10 Grimmauld in murmurs. In Book #6 he's placed as the Muggle Prime Minister's personal assistant. He has hardly any lines or appearances other than that and the Advance Guard.

I figure he's younger, not fugly, and available, and in the HP universe, that's actually pretty impressive. Plus, you know, earrings equals sex to most people.