on the other hand

[rm]

I know many of you have obsessions with bad poetry, bad romance novels and other forms of wildly inadequate and accidentally hillarious communication.

For those of you, there is this -- the freakiest, most bizarely reasoned and spelled one-star reviews of Harry Potter books; kooky screeds against witchcraft are just the beginning. Whether you care abut HP at all is utterly besides the point. This stuff wins, although I don't know what:

http://anthimaeria.livejournal.com/11647.html
http://anthimaeria.livejournal.com/2391.html

Comments

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Tolstoy with a ouji board, flying broom, and a wart on her nose, but lacking the gift of literature.

So... basically not Tolstoy at all, then?

[rm.livejournal.com]

I did see that one and think of you.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. It does rather describe me to a T.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Lol! You know what I meant. I knew it was the one that would make you go "what the fuck?"

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Quite so.