here, have some fail

[rm]

Apparently women and queers are ruining SF.

Torchwood gets a not insignificant amount of text, and, sadly, Dirk Benedict is referenced. If you're thinking this can't end well, you'd be right.

Maybe I'll actually pick it apart for your viewing pleasure later. But maybe I'll actually have something more useful to do instead, like ruining the genre with my homosexual girl-bits or the cock in my dresser drawer or something.

Tell me, SF-ruiners, what's on your agenda today?

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, I haven't been ruining any sci-fi today!

This reminds me of the hysterical man I had to ban from my LJ after I made some comments about how I would be happy to see a gay James Bond.

[rm.livejournal.com]

You have reminded me of my overwhelming need to write Bond/Villiers, which apparently stopped being interesting to me once I found Torchwood, since it's very nearly Jack/Ianto.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

One day I'll finish that half baked masterwork of a Bond novel I have kicking around. Bond! In Prague!

[azurelunatic]

Oh dear, one little comment and they go all hysterical? Perhaps the poor dears need protecting. I wonder, do they have stairs in their houses?

[lyorn.livejournal.com]

do they have stairs in their houses?

Yes, so they can hide from the zombies.

[norda.livejournal.com]

I'm a slacker... I didn't ruin any science fiction today.

I ruined science fiction yesterday and will ruin it again tomorrow, but I did not ruin any science fiction today.

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

Ianto says HE'LL DO IT. It's a huge sacrifice, but he is a generous soul who would totally man up to play a gay James Bond. As long as they had really hot Bond boys.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Pardon me while I muck about in the boy's club and write a little piece about Bond (as played by Daniel Craig) encountering Ianto at the tailor's... mwuhahahahahah!